seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

(via lifes-all-good)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via perks-of-being-chinese)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via lifes-all-good)

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via perks-of-being-chinese)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

image

(via lifes-all-good)

no-wifi:

♫ girls just wanna have fun(nds) 

(via ruinedchildhood)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via ruinedchildhood)