thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ahpart:

today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

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